Haunting Harpsichord Halloween is a Halloween party cd which includes fifteen endearing classical songs spookily performed on harpsichord by a talented ghost for your holiday party and trick or treating pleasure. This hour long CD of hauntingly boo-tiful Halloween Night mood music was created especially for you and yours to be enjoyed on Halloween Nights for years and years to come.
IMPORTANT! HERE IS A tidbit of Earthly advice from someone who once ignored it: don’t force old Ghost Town Sally into having to haunt you into buying her cd. Trust that you will not want that to happen.
HAUNTING TESTIMONIALS FROM A FEW WHO…sadly & regretfully…HAVE BEEN HAUNTED & ALSO CURSED by cranky old GHOST TOWN SALLY:
🎃 a haunting testimony given by: Hopsalong Harry – “I use to be a fellow, like any other. I thought I didn’t need another Halloween cd, so I ignored the best advice and on the morning of November 1st, I discovered that I now hop around like a rabbit.”
🎃 a haunting testimony given by: TommyTheToadGuy – “Okay, I’m a toad now! So what of it? I don’t need a Halloween cd! What is a harpsichord anyway? Just give me my treat—something sweet…never mind that…I use to love getting the bubblegum…I could sure blow a big bubble. But hey, if you got a mealy worm I’ll take it gladly then hop right outta’ your way.”
🎃 a haunting testimony given by: SandysItchyNow – “Would someone please advise me as to how I can be rid of the terrible butt itch curse that Ghost Town Sally cast on me because I didn’t buy her stupid Halloween cd? I know she did it! I’m not the only one going around town with an itchy butt! That was very, very mean of that batty old ghost. I hate classical music! I don’t want to have to listen to it on Halloween. I have a right to my opinions!”
🎃 a haunting testimony given by: CrazedOnionLady – “I read online that if I put onions all over the house that it will capture negative energy off of me and straight into it. I don’t think it’s working on a mean curse from a spiteful ghost—just because I didn’t buy her cd to play at my Halloween Party! It was just a little get together on Halloween Night. So, now what am I supposed to do? My house stinks of onions. My next door neighbor thinks I’m a terrible cook. Like, all I eat are onions. I’m so upset. I need to have this curse removed from me. It’s such a sneaky curse that I don’t even know what it actually is! I just know I’ve been cursed. So, I did finally order the cd on Amazon. I listened to it. It’s only June, but I listened for the entire hour. Well, almost the entire hour because I’m playing it right now. I hope she can hear it. I promise I’ll play it every Halloween Night from now on. It’s very nice. I wish I bought it sooner. I really do. How was I supposed to know that it would be so good? It’s all music by dead composers. Oh. Yeah. Now I get it. They’re all dead. So is she. It’s a Halloween album. It all makes sense to me now.”
DO NOT LET THIS CONSEQUENCE HAPPEN TO YOU!!! GHOST TOWN SALLY IS SCARY!!
Haunting Halloween Harpsichord by Ghost Town Sally
01. Funeral March / Frederic Chopin
02. In The Hall Of The Mountain King / Edvard Grieg
03. Toccata and Fugue / Johann Sebastian Bach
04. Die Fledermaus Overture / Johann Strauss II
05. For Elise / Ludwig van Beethoven
06. Night On Bald Mountain / Modest Mussorgsky
07. Agnus Dei / Franz Peter Schubert
08. Dies Irea / Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
09. Adagio / Tomasa Albinoni
10. Tragic Overture / Johannes Brahms
11. Danse Macabre / Charles Camille Saint-Saëns
12. Minuet / Luigi Boccherin
13. Lost Happiness / Felix Mendelssohn
14. The Ghost / William Byrd
15. Autumn Concerto / Antonio Vivaldi
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